sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
God I need to hump something, right now.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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