I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Drunk is a universal language darling
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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