How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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