True but thats because hes a fetus.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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