bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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