I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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