I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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