Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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