I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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