It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
my vag is so smooth its legendary
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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