brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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