dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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