Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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