a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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