I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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