Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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