hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize