You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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