tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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