? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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