and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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