does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i love accidental penises.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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