I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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