when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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