They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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