I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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