Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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