This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I lost the right to judge tonight
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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