New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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