her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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