Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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