so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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