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youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?

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(614): youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right? http://tfl.nu/3ekq

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i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you

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(209): i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you http://tfl.nu/qjob

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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.

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(381): I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore. http://tfl.nu/l0iw

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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner

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What the fuck?

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(406): Its weird to pet your cat with a boner (1-406): What the fuck? http://tfl.nu/9pm4

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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.

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(815): I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much. http://tfl.nu/aut4

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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...

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(605): His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life... http://tfl.nu/cy2e

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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know

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(810): I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know http://tfl.nu/zbvb

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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?

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(615): Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes? http://tfl.nu/jms8

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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?

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(209): I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry? http://tfl.nu/5luf

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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?

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(608): Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad? http://tfl.nu/ac75

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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.

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The hell is wrong with me

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(424): You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks. (1-424): The hell is wrong with me http://tfl.nu/smgq

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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.

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(734): Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins. http://tfl.nu/ngas

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We're using joints as your birthday candles

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(734): We're using joints as your birthday candles http://tfl.nu/y3yt

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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.

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(519): Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth. http://tfl.nu/ne7c

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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help

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(219): Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help http://tfl.nu/bokj

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