If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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