I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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