sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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