I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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