he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
i need some magic done to my vagina
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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