There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Is Oprah even human
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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