The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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