I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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