Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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