so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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