glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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