I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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