oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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