I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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