Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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