haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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