moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize